Finally, i’ve made something for just the ladies…
It’s just a green Vale logo, but I think it looks pretty nice…
Jan Czernowicz’s powerful wand used to be that of Aylesbury’s incumbent mayor, Shugg Nagratth Snr.
That is, until Shugg Jr stole it, then sold it to the boy sorcerer for jokes and 150 quid.
The wand itself is an alien source of cosmic dark energy, of the type that has allowed The Elder to dominate man utterly.
Jan has yet to use it for anything more than removing Boggarts from pensioners water tanks or lighting his cigarettes…
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In the leafy little market towns of England’s Home Counties, there persists a gritty and urbane ‘gangstas paradise’ attitude among its youth. Monsters and humans all take part in a collective ‘sexing-up’ of its hard-nut reputation.
Most of this is ill-deserved and more to do with a mixture of teenage angst and pop culture. However, the Boys and Elves in da Hood of Micklefield Estate, High Wycombe are the real deal.
Bad Foyo Elf is one of its residents. A bad emerald green mudda, who stands 7 feet tall, conjures fire from his tablet computer and can get you jailbroken Dingleberry smartphones (among other items) from his network of criminal contacts.
He always seen wearing this, his ‘MOFO’ t-shirt, and a massive gold chain. You know, to show the estate that he ain’t nothin’ ta ‘f’ wit.