• Archive for February, 2013

    The Vale ‘De Crypt Club’ T-Shirt now on Redbubble

    by  • February 28, 2013 • Uncategorized • 0 Comments

    St. Mary’s Church in Aylesbury had a storied history, from the Civil War to the ancient earthen burial mound it was built upon.

    But now under Elder rule and their dark enchantments, even the dead don’t get to retire.
    They get a job tending bar.

    De Crypt is the vale’s premier club for hackers, tinkerers and skull-dugging of all sorts. Service is provided by the ghosts and ghoulies of a hundred generations. Don’t show the Saxons your smartphone, it’ll just lead to confusion.

    Sometimes, the odd loose Elder like Shugg does go in there for a skinful.
    But you know, he’s harmless. he probably just staggered inside while chasing a tight-fitting pair of jeans…

    The Vale issues 1 & 2 get some love on Patman’s blog!!

    by  • February 27, 2013 • Uncategorized • 0 Comments

    The Vale issues 1 and 2 are Patman’s ‘Pick of the week’!

    DU (the shop) has a salesman named Patrick Cline, or Patman to his friends (everybody). He love him some Captain America, but moreover just plain loves comics. In his concise and understated blog he gives both issues of The Vale some love! Yeah!!

    http://patmanforever.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/pick-of-week-x-2.html

    The Vale ‘Supa Die’ Hoodie now on Redbubble

    by  • February 26, 2013 • Uncategorized • 0 Comments

    Shugg Nagratth Jr, the rebellious son of Aylesbury’s monstrous mayor, is into Hip Hop, Dubstep, D ‘n’ B and anything else the human kids might consider on trend and ‘urban’.

    But after a dimensional invasion, war and halving of the human population, what happens to music and fashion on the streets as we know it?

    They bounce back and labels change to suit the mood of the times, of course.

    Presenting Shugg Jr’s favourite urban clothing brand, Supa Die!

    The Vale ‘Shugg Life’ T-Shirt now on Rebubble

    by  • February 26, 2013 • Uncategorized • 0 Comments

    Are you the child of a once-dormant dark tentacled entity that has taken over Earth?

    Really want to tick him off?

    Then start dressing and talking like a human urban youth and get some Hip Hop-inspired tattoos.

    Shugg Nagratth Jr, the Cthulhu-esque manchild lifts his hoodie to show the ink he got did.
    Nice.

    The Vale ‘Feston’s Bile’ T-Shirt now on Redbubble

    by  • February 26, 2013 • Uncategorized • 0 Comments

    Fancy a hangover that could be weaponized? Want to make the Troll or Goblin across the bar look like Lacey Banghard, or the Kathleen Turner of today look like Katy Perry?

    Do you have a liver that is somehow inexplicably constructed of Tungsten coated with Kevlar?

    Then Feston’s Bile is the very beverage for you. Remember, its not just a drink, it’s a self-embalming fluid!